There are a few messages I can’t bring myself to delete off my phone. They might make no sense to you, but each of them makes me smile. (all typos are theirs, not mine…)

  • Sharp and shrimpy. Sup wichew?
  • I work 1500 2 0300 if you’re back in area call me to see ifwe can meet u
  • Hi Beth I like you! Not in a sketchy way.
  • I had to pray for you right now. May god show you his majesty today through those you love. You are a princess to the king. I miss you
  • Just so u know, i’m at a trumpet conference right now. About to hear some trumpets.
  • Not as much fun as you getting me sloshed next week.
  • Well…that removes all doubt in my mind. Hey – bet you never thought you’d textmessage the word ‘gigolo’. I hope yer Mom saw you do it.
  • Um, no. I will let YOU know the full story the next morning by showing you video footage. Yes.
  • Excellent choice. Abandonment. Say, you’d make a great baby-daddy.
  • And thanks.
  • BOOTH DIES!!!!?!?!?! why would i even keep watching
  • Ok, so that was premature
  • I’m in Vancouver!!!!! (like u didn’t know this already?) :D lov ur
  • Village. Um want me to bring a diagram?
  • bummer! but really, i woulda just stared at his biceps the whole time…and that mighta been a tad awkward for all of us. miss you!
  • That i am an example of the unrighteous? And do you want to do something tomorrow might?
  • When he said “spur” I totally thought he said “sperm”
  • (moo)